|
11:15 a.m. - 2007-07-20 I am wearing a completely inappropriate shirt today. The past couple of weeks we've had typical Ohio Valley weather: hot, humid and sticky. Last night a cold front blew through bringing severe storms and cool temperatures. Today, it's sunny and 73 degrees outside, hard to believe for mid-July. In honor of the lovely weather (and the rumba lesson we will attend tonight) I am wearing an ankle length mermaid skirt and a gauzy, baby-doll type top with long, bell-shapes sleeves and a deep "v" neckline that makes my boobs hang out all over the place. I forgot that in the colder months I layer a tank under this top, not only for extra warmth, but also for a little cleavage coverage. What a thing to forget. All I need now is for one of the vice-presidents to come in and stare straight down into the chasm of my breasts. Admittedly, I have a couple skirts of this style because the snug fit makes my ass look fabulous (thank you Jesus for Lycra!) and I do enjoy the extra attention I get when I wear one. The shirt creates too much attention. Ass attention is subtle. Boob attention makes me uncomfortable. 5 days and counting on the black hair. I am still a closely-cropped Elvira look-alike, still waiting for some of the color to fade. Maybe with the hair and the totally inappropriate outfit I can turn myself into rumba dancing Cuban diva tonight. Vive la Habana! Te quiero! Te quiero!
|